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seven
Gold frame. Olan Mills. Fresno girl. Seven years. Two bows. Junior bouffant. Dotted Swiss. Sweet smile. Missing tooth. BIG DREAMS.
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lil
Never has a music video been more ON TRACK and more OFF TRACK — all at the same time — than THIS one. Y’ALL MUTHAFUCKAS NEED JESUS.
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FML
I am sick. I am currently both UNDER-the-weather…and OVER-the-weather. It is November 13th. NOVEMBER 13th. TWO WEEKS BEFORE WE COME IN FROM THE FROSTY COLD, MURDER A BIRD, and GATHER TOGETHER TO ASK...
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ink
Recently, a new friend expressed genuine shock and befuddlement that my seditious self sports NARY A GOTTDAMNED TATTOO. They told me they were surprised that a broad such as myself had never been...
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la
“If you’re in it to win it…you just gotta stick with it. Through the good times AND through the bad times.” That’s right. To enter this glittering arena and do battle with the most clever, creative,...
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m.o.t.l.
Another quick, DEAD-ON glimpse — provided via a single image — into my relationship with My One True Love. Yeah.
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stfu
Muffy-The-Imperious-Asshole Edict #773: If you violate your teenager’s human rights by tracking them and/or their car with a GPS — thus denying them the privacy, freedom, and sense of...
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air
I am sitting here watching this video both belly laughing AND belly crying at the unabashed joy of these wild, delightful young men. In the ancient depths of our Reptilian Brains, this is what we ALL...
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no fear
This week, the dark, blustery chill of Fall has finally arrived in Los Angeles, and with it, right on schedule, the return, for me, of THE FIRE. As a result, I had a rather interesting self-revelation...
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naked
Gosh. I am blown away by all the love. Wow. So, the truth is I have been away dealing with some health issues and have been off the grid, holed up at home, knitting, reading Anne Sexton, taking...
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bad girl
I am a cultural and ethnic mongrel — but, make no mistake…we pound puppies are a hale, hearty lot. We generally hail from felonious, deplorable, difficult origins, and I am no exception. We are...
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bookie wookies
“In your status line, list 10 books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take more than a few minutes and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be “right” or “great” works, just the ones...
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ms.
We all know who gets TOP BILLING on Muffy’s Christmas Altar. That’s right. She who knits awesome Doctor Who scarves, covertly sneaks into the toy shop and reconfigures the LUDICROUS, INSULTING,...
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me pee
Inane Cluster of Existential Pissings #1222: 1) I have never seen a single episode of Seinfeld. Ever. 2) I am religion adverse. I believe that extreme, devout religiosity suggests a profound lack of...
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glamour
Gosh. A most lovely and unexpected gift…dropped at my bejeweled, clawed, crimson talons on the last day of 2013 by the darling Evan L Smith. You just made my fucking YEAR with this quote, Herr Smith....
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eve
Muffy’s Year End Best Of List, 2013: The very best book I read this year (and trust me, I read a LOT of books) is — CLAWS FUCKING DOWN — “The End of Eve” by my friend, the unfathomably brilliant...
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jules
In my felonious family…we laugh at everything. EVERYTHING. It is, in fact, the only reason most of us are still alive. Most of us. For example, when my GORGEOUS, GLAMOROUS little sister, Julia,...
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girls
Our fierce, fabulous Baby Goat and her Delta Gamma sorority sister, Wedge, went to the big game yesterday at The Rose Bowl with a bunch of other friends — and they had the MOTHERLOVING TIME OF THEIR...
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this
“My story isn’t pleasant, it’s not sweet and harmonious like the invented stories; it tastes of folly and bewilderment, of madness and dream, like the life of all people who no longer want to lie to...
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